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Rance wuz here...
Wednesday, 22 September 2004
PTI Part 6 by Lora
"A sister pin?!?! Do you think it has some sort of engraving in it as well?"

"You mean something that includes the word "amor"? Deputy Kaelin asked?

He had a mischieveous smile on his face and started grinning at her.

"No." whispered Anna. "Something that includes the word "mori".

"Mori?!?!" asked Kaelin in disbelief.

"Watch out!!!!" Anna shouted. Deputy Kaeline turned his eyes back on the road

but it was too late. He lost control of the steering wheel and the car swirled out of control and crashed

into a giant Kenmore Refrigerator that was standing in the middle of the road.

Both Deputy Kaelin and Anna had hit the dashboard. Kaelin was the first to come back to his senses.

"Are you alright?" There was no reply. "Anna! Anna, are you OK?"

Anna opened her eyes slowly and saw the refrigerator in front them.

"What?" She looked confused.

"Are you hurt?"

"No...Yes...I mean what...what's this?" She asked frantically.

"A refrigerator." Answered Kaelin as a matter of fact.

"I can see that."

"Kenmore I might add..."

Kaelin stepped out the car. Anna followed.

"Don't open it." pleaded Anna

"I have to." Deputy Kaelin stepped closer and began pulling on the fridge door.

"Damn, it's heavy."

"Oh god." Anna took a few steps back.

Deputy Kaelin gave it one more pull and suddenly the door gave away and out jumped Stan all screaming like a maniac. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa." Stan was hitting himself on the head.

Both Kato and Anna began screaming as well. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah."

"I need my Xanax and Seroqel! Xanax and Seroqel! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!" Stan continued screaming.

Then suddenly out of nowhere he swung his left arm towards them, ready to stab them with what looked like a ball point pen.

Anna screamed "Oh my god, watch out!"

Kato jumped onto Stan to disarm him of the dangerous weapon. A few minutes later Stan was handcuffed and tied to a tree. "You must chill!" said Kato.

Anna in the meantime had found a laptop computer in the fridge, which she decided to power up.

"Look! Look what I found." She exclaimed excitedly.

(to be continued)

Posted by captainhoof at 5:01 AM CDT
Updated: Wednesday, 22 September 2004 11:52 AM CDT
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Wednesday, 22 September 2004 - 11:49 AM CDT

Name: WendyJo

I am laughing, laughing, Lora... everyone here so far has done a wonderful job of writing, not only am I jealous, but intimidated.....what shall I do?? *sob*
Where's Bingo's calming drugs when you need them?

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Wednesday, 22 September 2004 - 12:01 PM CDT

Name: Rubber Duckie

Yes, she did a great job...and don't you worry...I have full faith in you WendyJo....

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Wednesday, 22 September 2004 - 12:28 PM CDT

Name: princessr9

I thought his name was Bingo? Is it Bingo or Stan? I'm so confused.

Very funny Lora, lol.

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Wednesday, 22 September 2004 - 1:11 PM CDT

Name: Nicole

This is funny Lora, just the comic relief this story needed.

So, I quess it's official...the deputies name is Kato. I was beginning to wonder what his first name was..glad one mystery is solved.

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Wednesday, 22 September 2004 - 1:59 PM CDT

Name: Bingo The Monkey

Unlike Macualay Culkin, I do not take Xanax.

And, if I was run over while trapped in a fridge damn straight I'd stab the person that did it with a pen. That cop must be drunk. I'm more depressed today then I was when I magically became Stan. I think I'll disappear for a while. Maybe go to the zoo, or Pamela Anderson's house.


BINGO

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Wednesday, 22 September 2004 - 2:12 PM CDT

Name: t_rexintex

Nice! A budding love story.. nice addition!!

T Rex

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Wednesday, 22 September 2004 - 3:25 PM CDT

Name: Nicole
Home Page: http://nicoletyping.tripod.com/blog/

Wait a minute...I think the spelling should be deputy's...oh well...I started my own blog today, all is welcome to drop by...maybe I will learn how to spell over there...

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Wednesday, 22 September 2004 - 3:35 PM CDT

Name: Spanky_The_Sun_Dried_Sadist

Call me Rance.
My life is boring and not worth writing about, except for my knowledge of one thing. So this blog will focus on that thing. It is, for lack of a better word, celebrity.

I remember when the preceding text was the first post. So what happened? The Empirical Halls of Celebrity used to quake with fear at the ruminations and insights of our fearless leader. Yet now when such things are needed most we are rellegated to petty attempts at literary hillarity. I for one, miss the glory days and would fancy a return the goodness that made this blog catch on in the first place. Then again my dreams of a Ferrari 575m Maranello haven't been realized so why should I expect this one to come true?
Yours Truly,

~The Slavemunkey

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Wednesday, 22 September 2004 - 4:16 PM CDT

Name: Lora

LOL, WendyJo. I think Bingo just indicated what his calming drug is... Pam Anderson or the zoo!

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Wednesday, 22 September 2004 - 4:18 PM CDT

Name: Lora

Thanks everyone. I had fun writing this. And yiiipeeeeeehhhh I got "front billing" for the first time!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO.

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Wednesday, 22 September 2004 - 5:41 PM CDT

Name: Retard
Home Page: http://www.sebiscool.f2s.com

Pretty damn good stuff.
I want to see what happens when Stan's mum gets out of jail...

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Wednesday, 22 September 2004 - 5:50 PM CDT

Name: Sass

Yes, but do you party with Macualay? Does Pamuela join you two? And at least, Stan is better than Macualay. Are you related to Stan Musial, Stan Freberg or Stan Laurel?
You could possibly be the genetic mutant child of all three.
With a tail.

But you've disappeared so we will never know.

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Wednesday, 22 September 2004 - 6:16 PM CDT

Name: El

Wow, that was a trip. I liked it.
Just to add, I agree with Spanky. I miss Rance painfully:

~
"Boris, what can we do? Fearless Leader has abandoned us."

"Pravda, pravda, my Natasha. We must find him."

"And then we kill moose and squirrel?"

"Da da da. Of course we kill them. Fearless leader will have brilliant idea."
~

Alright, forgive the tangent. Nice post, Lora, I can't wait to see where it goes!

El

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Wednesday, 22 September 2004 - 6:55 PM CDT

Name: Another Paradox

Oh, man! Don't go away, Bingo! Okay, well if you have to go, maybe you can come back soon and post an entry about a drunk cop that rescued you from the zoo, then gave you a lift to Pamela's house. Please? The music on the radio can be "Pinball Wizard".

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Wednesday, 22 September 2004 - 7:10 PM CDT

Name: JCanuck

Bingo, you poor lost soul. Stan is just an anagram followed by a free word association game. S t a n = a n t s = r a n t s = R A N C E.

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Wednesday, 22 September 2004 - 9:57 PM CDT

Name: Bruce

Great story so far. I have a suggestion about Stanley/Bingo. How does " Bingo-Stanley " sound for a name? I thought it had a good ring to it...kinda like Banjo Kazooie from the PS game.

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Wednesday, 22 September 2004 - 10:01 PM CDT

Name: Curious Girl

Awwww... c'mon buck up, little monkey!

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Thursday, 23 September 2004 - 1:53 AM CDT

Name: Jabmahn

BRILLIANT! I'M LEFT ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT!

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Thursday, 23 September 2004 - 9:15 AM CDT

Name: Mary

I am waiting to see how Stan fits in with the mystery. I think his mania and drinking all have their root with the murder-suicide. Stan knows more than he is letting on. Stan is the key to solving it all!

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