As of today, all future essayists will submit their essay to me via email, instead of posting it here. I will then send it in to be put up on the site. My email addy is below, in the pretty pink letters. If you have a problem with this I apologize, but this is the only way to keep things organized and rolling along.
A side note: Bingo, I'm sure you're familiar with the term "spanking the monkey", but let me assure you when I catch up with you that phrase will have a whole new meaning...
Rubber Duckie
Associate Rance
E-Mail: rubberdeeduckie@yahoo.com