Many of you have written in asking for the link to the Vatican Chat Room. Regrettably, per a vow, I can't give it out. I can, however, provide a transcript of a recent session. (Try to bear with chatroom shorthand--for instance, his Holiness is referred to as "JP2" or the Boss, the Vatican as "the Vat, etc.)
RANCE: What'd you guys think of the hat the boss wore for today's address?
WILDCARDINAL: silly old rance, it's called a mitre.
GIGGLEPRIEST: I liked it.
RANCE: Lot of gold though, no?
VATMAN: you've got a point.
GIGGLEPRIEST: Like the mitre.
WILDCARDINAL: lol
RANCE: LOL
DEEP_FRYAR: Hey, any of you guys going to hear the Castrati choir tonight?
WILDCARDINAL: i'd love to, they're my faves, but we have the Anti-Homosexuality Committee mtg tonight
VATMAN: Oh yeah : (
MONK'S_UNCLE: Rance, you're not really JP2, are you?
RANCE: Sorry, can neither confirm nor deny, per policy.
DEEP_FRYAR: Oh, Rance, you and *rules* : )
VATMAN: What if God Himself asked you?
RANCE: If He's everything you say He is, then He already knows.
SAINT_MISBEHAVING: Hey, guys, who wants to chat in Latin?!!
DEEP_FRYAR: Sic.
MONK'S_UNCLE: Certe!
SAINT_MISBEHAVING: Et tu, Rance?
RANCE: I've got to go read Eleanor Roossevelt movie pitches.
VATMAN: Ave, Rance!
RANCE: Laterus.
Administrative Notes:
While I was away, we featured Gus Openshaw as a Guest Bloggist and provided a link to his Whale-Killing Journal without his permission. Fortunately, Mr. Openshaw isn't litigious. But he did write, from an island off Venezuela where he's now in jail, requesting that "star-boinkers stay off my internet site unless they got info on the damn whale." Accordingly, if you meet the criteria: http://blubberybastard.tripod.com/blog/
BGC: The court requires you post your argument as a comment.
Bard: I'm sorrier. DoubleBubble: Yes, soon.
DF, old pal: Sorry, it came during a technical problem period so we could only see first two lines. Please re-post.
Ginny: Speaking of technical errors, please re-post your latin comment. It was funny.
Later,
R