Thursday, 24 February 2005 - 10:11 AM CST

RDD,
If you happen not to choose the queer essay topic I sent, can I still have the bozo button???

Thursday, 24 February 2005 - 11:25 AM CST

Hey ILB. I will definitely be using your essay topic, just not sure if I will do it today or next week. Since I didn't write anything Monday or Tuesday of this week, I feel like I should do a story entry today, but still haven't decided.

Thursday, 24 February 2005 - 1:12 PM CST

Okay... just wanted to make sure you had received my comment. I am thoroughly ejoying The Smell of Fear so you wont hurt my feelings if we skip the Queer Essay for the next installment.

Thursday, 24 February 2005 - 1:33 PM CST

Dear Mr. Carnahan,

I think I might call my imaginary lawyer today, it is obvious that not only have you stolen your material from my life story, but the title as well. Serpent Girl, could be a reference to the week and a half I spent with Britney Spears, or the three days I spent trapped in Paris Hilton's Birkin bag. Tight fit that was, I had to share it with some flea infested critter called "Bite Bite" or "ShiteSite", I'm not sure which. To top off the grog in my 'irish carbomb', you've also baited the trap with a promise of beer and tacos. You bastard, those two things are only one step below my favorite thing to consume, vanilla extract. So I'm either going to sue, or show up and eat all your damn tacos and then drink all the beer only to upstage your book reading by wearing a jockstrap backwards and singing russian sailor songs in korean.


Bingo The Monkey

Thursday, 24 February 2005 - 5:44 PM CST

you know what, bingo, i'd pay good money (at least a buck fifty) to see that!

kisshugs

Friday, 25 February 2005 - 5:16 PM CST

I read the sample on Amazon, and I definitely will order this book. Strangely, it does sound like the autobiography of Bingo the Monkey from the initial bits.