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Rance wuz here...
Saturday, 14 January 2006
From the Digital Mail Bag...
Dear Mr. Rance,

Firstly, although this is manually keyed using a duly backdated version of Microsoft Word 2303, my grasp on your antiquated dialect, as pertains to twenty-first century American slang English in written form is limited.

Secondly, it is with great pleasure to address a legendary "big screen" actor of the atomic age (hope my dates are right, terrible history student). I have probably seen as many of your old films as have been reformatted to hologratom; a sort of entertainment viewing device which combines the principals of holographic imaging as well as the manipulation of crude matter used for sense stimulation purposes--probably not yet even shallowly tangible in your times but I digress.

So my true reasons for contact. I am in search of my great, great- great, great, once more many times over, grandfather who, according to the New Los Angeles County database of cyberspace cache (the old Los Angeles was unfortunately precluded when it fell below sea level during the Big One of '79--that would be 2279 from your perspective), was an avid reader and message leaver of your cyber net publication "Rance wuz here".

Not unlike most Americans of your era save for the extremely wealthy, my grandfather lived in poverty; this was the only lead I could "dig up" as they say in your time.

Oh my. I believe I have forgone the most crucial of information regarding this entire letter, most likely rendering all writings above a seemingly inane babble of crazed proportion!

I suppose I would use the name [withheld] --yes, that would be what I would have called myself in 2006-- the old customs of having family names are of no use here and I'm not particularly savvy on how that came to be (my brainwaves were incompatible with the stimulation module for that certain history volume and I had to take an online course like they did in the olden times, in which I got an F). Nowadays --meaning in my own time I'm simply known as or Hitmo for short.

I am, for lack any way to say this without inducing some sort of shock, from the future; twenty-six hundred ninety-two to be exact.

Any leads to the current whereabouts of my great x10 grandfather would be much appreciated. Please know that my time here is limited for reasons I cannot disclose, in the very least I can say that time travel is not exactly legal in my time.

I realize that this letter may read as some quack-written diatribe of some long since committed lunatic; however I implore you, feel free to ask any questions you like about the future. I shall do my best to answer them as honestly as I can.

Jack flopping Kennedy! I am surely glad the cyber heads of your century invented the internet acronym. It must have taken months to participate in your chat programs!

Do not despair about posting this to your cyber space; it will not cause a "time/space paradox which could unravel the very threads of the universe," that is just what you people would have called "a moldy wives tail."

Posted by captainhoof at 2:32 PM CST
Updated: Saturday, 14 January 2006 2:35 PM CST
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Sunday, 15 January 2006 - 5:03 AM CST

Name: JCanuck

Way cool! I don't suppose that your 10x great grandfather was a pirate or something like that, was he?

Hmmm, time travel is not legal, I'll bet he was...

Sunday, 15 January 2006 - 8:34 AM CST

Name: Max C.
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That must have been a long shoot, Captain. :)
Good to see you back.

Sunday, 15 January 2006 - 9:05 PM CST

Name: ginny
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Whew, well, as long as you're looking for a male ancestor I can relax. I'd hate to think I was about to get "caught."

Here's a question for you: is Bill Gates really a brain in a jar? And what is he in your century?

Monday, 16 January 2006 - 5:06 PM CST

Name: yankeebird

I only clicked on this on accident. I checked in last week for the first time in awhile, and came to the assumption this place was deserted. I meant to remove it from my bookmarks, however I simply forgot.

Thank goodness I forgot.

Tuesday, 17 January 2006 - 4:01 PM CST

Name: waxwing

"avid reader and message leaver" does not significantly narrow the choices for this blog. Might we suppose apples play into it somehow, or Niall of the Nine Hostages? But whomever your g/g/g/g/g/g/etc grandfather may be, I am curious as to why you wish to contact him.

Does the future still have birds?

Tuesday, 17 January 2006 - 9:14 PM CST

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Why wouldn't the future have birds?

Wednesday, 18 January 2006 - 5:11 PM CST

Name: ginny
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hey waxwing - I read only the other day that Niall of the Nine Hostages was one of the most fertile men in history.

There's millions of guys descended from him now. God knows how many that will be in the future. Field wide open.

Wednesday, 18 January 2006 - 5:18 PM CST

Speaking of the future, my paltry 27 or 28 DVPs must be up to 49 gazillion or so in "your" future. Give or take a few quatloozions, of course. Thank Diety for compound interest.

Where's my damn Viper? Red, I believe?

Friday, 20 January 2006 - 9:27 PM CST

Name: feenxc

holey moley... something new on this site. gotta calm down, my old heart can't take this much excitement.

ok, gotta question for you, hitmo. since you're from the future, you've already seen everything that's been written here, so what am i gonna say next...?

i'm also glad you're looking for a male ancester, since my line is turning out to be all females. my newest granddaughter is 2 1/2 months old now.


Sunday, 22 January 2006 - 9:16 PM CST

Name: Bastardess
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Your great grandfather, compadre Hitmo, has been abducted by a Hollywood suit. One likely in cahoots with this so-called legendary screen actor. Lured to a mythical land that wallows in the shadow of ancient Greece, by harpies under their employ, your great grandfather could be in danger of losing his place in history, as well as the very member that has given you life. It has been my quest to locate him as well, in order to save his soul and reinstate him to his previous glory. You see, I am in the salvage business, and wish to know if my work benefitted anyone in the future? If not, would you support my decision to retire on Tequila Beach?

Monday, 23 January 2006 - 4:23 PM CST

Name: El

Hitmo- you're really weird. If I was in 2692, I think I would abandon my {great, great... great} celebrity grandfather.

But I gotta say, it's nice to see Rance is still out there.

Monday, 23 January 2006 - 7:10 PM CST

Name: Ed R

My head hurts.

Monday, 23 January 2006 - 11:16 PM CST

Name: Meg
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Be still my heart...dare we hope that Rance is back in town?! That unlike Elvis you have not truly left the building?

If so, welcome back...

Thursday, 26 January 2006 - 5:52 AM CST

Name: Rembrandt

Yes, thank you lord!
After more than a year of infrequent visits to this site, consoling myself with rereading the archives and hoping for a change for the better, there is light at the end of the tunnel again!
I sincerely hope this is not just a spasm, but the first faint heartbeat of a born again phenomenon.

As I am from a distant past, I do not have the same curiosity about your times as Hitmo, because I have seen everything deteriorate from the 17th century until now, but I can understand the curiosity you have about your roots.

Strange that timetravel is illegal in your time, but then again, I think that the 20th century is already too much regulated and it sounds to me if the Singaporean model of control has spread around the world. Too bad. Maybe we could meet eachother halfway, say in 2310, to have a chat.

By the way, I fully agree about the space/time paradox. I have been doing it since 1660 and we still exist, or at least we think we do....

Thursday, 26 January 2006 - 5:53 PM CST

Name: Gnomie73

Wow... we have another mystery to solve. And I personally don't care if it is a lunatic! Whoever you are... time traveller or nutcase... thank you and welcome. Do tell us what you want us to do to help you....

Hi everybody! Just thought I'd let you know that I had my second set of twins last week (17 january) and they were boys... Isaac & Samuel.


Thursday, 26 January 2006 - 6:47 PM CST

Name: Ken
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Oooh twins!! Congrats.

Burning question. When you are changing the twins or giving them a bath and you turn your back on them, do you get them mixed up or do you use a magic marker and put a big X on them like I would to prevent identity issues?

Saturday, 28 January 2006 - 2:53 AM CST

Name: Gnomie73

That's a good question Ken. I actually have two sets of twins and my mother-in-law has been known to resort to writing a J & R on the older boys hands on occasion. But they're really not identical. Usually if they're side by side it's easier to work out who is who. Plus as they've gotten older, their personalities are different so once they start talking it's easier to know.

And the tiny babies look different to each other (and one is bigger than the other.)

But if they do seem too similar then the easy thing to do is undress them one at a time and make sure they wear different colours or clothes!

Tuesday, 31 January 2006 - 12:28 AM CST

Name: labsnabys

Congratulations, gnomie! So weird -- I was just thinking about you a couple of days ago and wondering how you were doing and when you were due. I hadn't checked for updates here in so long, I'd almost forgotten the place existed! Glad to hear you are doing well.

Tuesday, 7 February 2006 - 11:52 PM CST

Name: ac
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You wouldn't happen to know another time traveler by the name of John Titor would you? Just wondering...
Nice to have you time-warp in.

Sunday, 12 February 2006 - 12:32 PM CST

Name: El

What happened to Hitmo? I must know what the future is like.

Is there still Coca-cola in the future?

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Thursday, 23 February 2006 - 9:11 PM CST

Name: princessr9

Well it's about damn time, and here I am more than a month behind. Oh well, better late than never.

Friday, 24 February 2006 - 5:20 AM CST

Name: Mikeeeee
Home Page:

Damn right, at least E has priorities. Coca-fuckin-Cola.

Friday, 24 February 2006 - 5:29 AM CST

Name: Mikeeeee
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I'm tellin' you, this site is beyond strange, it's almost in the relm of Shehan. I mean, what other way do you describe something creeping along on it's last legs for months before being revived... The next step, if there's an entry in the next 6 months by present day or future/past existing people, is the level of Bell Bottoms, pee jokes, Mike Hammer series, William Shatner, Wayans Brothers, and finally Paris not blowing someone on tape. More then 6 entries spread over 3 years, this can officially be called a re-newed blog. But fall behind, and you start making your way back down the ranks.

Sunday, 26 February 2006 - 8:25 PM CST

Name: Evil Elf

Looks like Rance got over his inability to smoke pot.

Hitmo: why not start with Kevin Federline? From there, move on to Steve Bing (well, he dresses poorly at least). No idea if either of them read the blog (hell, no idea if Federline CAN read) but statistically it's a good place to start. Happy hunting. Be sure to Flickr pix of the reunion for us all to enjoy.

Thursday, 2 March 2006 - 9:09 PM CST

Name: Evil Elf
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Hmmm, I was wondering why my spam went through the roof. Didn't anticipate that it would post my email, dammit.

In any case, now that this blog is back in some semblance of form (crazed time traveller/nutty resident of ward eight, who am I to judge) I'm gonna blogroll it. Don't want to forget about it again...also don't want it to degenerate into another Mother's Support Group meeting.

Wednesday, 8 March 2006 - 5:28 PM CST

Oh no.... did he leave again? What a tease!

Sunday, 19 March 2006 - 4:54 PM CST

Name: Gypsy Jan

Genius. Hiding out in plain sight.

Tuesday, 21 March 2006 - 1:26 PM CST

Name: trillian

(Very belated) congratulations, Gnomie! I've been wondering how you were doing. I'm glad you and the bubs are doing well. Great names!

Tuesday, 21 March 2006 - 1:30 PM CST

Name: trillian

"It must have taken months to participate in your chat programs!"
Well, at this rate, yeah. Pretty much.
All I can say is thanks be that horrible "scrimshaw" is no longer the first thing that greets anyone who happens to wander across this site.

Tuesday, 21 March 2006 - 4:22 PM CST

Name: Penny

You know what I want? The conclusion to The Smell of Fear. Please!?!?!

Thursday, 23 March 2006 - 10:26 AM CST

Name: stony girl

Wow it really makes one think about what kind of email address you register at yahoo.... That would suck being stuck with some crap email address from yahoo for a name.

Secondly, I am very concerned about this film to hologratom transfer thing. A film is a film and should be enjoyed as such... Don't change it to some 3D crap. You are taking away from the director's vision when you do that. And if your "technology" has "evolved beyond that" then you guys are really missing out. Cause the BIG screen is groovy man.

It's interesting that you want to dig up you past, however I think in any century who YOU are is more important than who your great-great-great-great...grandfather was. (Let's face it, if dude was posting here then there is a good chance he was pretty lame anyway.)

I am not afraid of the space time paradox. As my future hasn't been written yet. So I would like to know the following things.

1. Is there still Coca-cola in the future?
2. Did the aliens ever come and take the faithful to their eternal life of slavery?
3. Did George Bush turn out to be the anti-christ after all? and if so, did he ever get impeached for it?
4. When do we get the flying cars?
5. Is there still fighting in the middle east?
6. Why does the .us come after the .earth in your name? And who gave you that name? You're parents? Yahoo?
7. What about the giant asteroid that is supposed to hit the earth? Whatever happened with that?
8. Global warming? How bad did we fuck up the planet and how long did it take to repair itself? Was there really another ice age?
9. What is the current National debt in the future? What is the Prime Rate? Is there still Visa and Mastercard? Have they totally replaced cash?
10. How long until society devolves into anarchy?

Also any other good stock tips or emergency planning type things you think might be useful to a person from my time would be helpful, you could just add them in the reply.

Friday, 31 March 2006 - 6:53 AM CST

Name: Dennis
Home Page:

I checked in last week for the first time in awhile, and came to the assumption this place was deserted.

Monday, 24 April 2006 - 4:50 PM CDT

Name: afallon

Wow. Hellooooooooo.

Friday, 19 May 2006 - 1:19 PM CDT

Name: Doctor X

Rance? Hitmo? Anyone?

Monday, 29 May 2006 - 8:55 PM CDT

Hi there

Tuesday, 6 June 2006 - 12:21 AM CDT

Name: Rancette

wow I can't believe that this was updated six months ago and I'm finding it now.

Oh well. Cool.

Friday, 14 July 2006 - 2:17 PM CDT

Name: "Curious Girl"

Rancette wrote:
wow I can't believe that this was updated six months ago and I'm finding it now.

Oh well. Cool.

Holy Smoley, me neither! And it's now July.....

Sunday, 23 July 2006 - 3:05 AM CDT

Name: "Rance"
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i have no idea how you got back here..but i destroyed my sperm cells years ago in order for this not to happen..


the revolution will not be televised..but it will be podcasted..

 don't call me here anymore

Monday, 7 August 2006 - 8:14 AM CDT

Name: "Kiedis"
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Monday, 7 August 2006 - 9:03 AM CDT

Name: "Little Briunette"
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Hm.. Hello!

Im from Croatia,and I realy whant to know who are you.

Why u don't tell us who you are?

Think about it..


by: meeee..

P.S. oh,oh.. are you a man or a woman?

Monday, 7 August 2006 - 9:10 AM CDT

Name: "nina"

just passing by to say hello from croatia

Monday, 7 August 2006 - 9:13 AM CDT

Name: "nina"

haha there are more of us??nice...seems like you have fans from croatia..=))

Monday, 7 August 2006 - 12:51 PM CDT

Name: "Philipp"
Home Page:

Hi! I ve just read about this blog so I came to check it out. Hm, it is interesting to think about who is the author of this blog ... Im I talking with a famous person ... or?


Greetings from Croatia ... if you Americans know where it is. Or better what it is ... many think it is a tropical fruit ... sad ...

Monday, 7 August 2006 - 9:12 PM CDT

Name: "stilist { stilistickhe priche }"
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eh eh


all of you come on stilysh party....


the list is on blog.... 


Tuesday, 8 August 2006 - 9:20 AM CDT

Name: "marit@"
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Hi! My name is Mia! I live in Croatia. Everybody tells you are a hollywood star! Are you a hollywood star? Everybody tells you are Jim Carrey or Ben Affleck. So are you Jim Carey or Ben Affleck? I want you tell me, because Jim Carey and Ben Affleck is my the best actor. Please tell me on adresse anaswer me!



Tuesday, 8 August 2006 - 2:39 PM CDT

Name: "mony"
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Best blog!

Go you in my blog!



Wednesday, 9 August 2006 - 2:28 PM CDT

Name: "nAtIoNaL gEoGrApHiC gIrL"
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Hey you! I am from Croatia and I am 14. I have found your we site on Internet and it is very interesting. I have read somewhere that you are a famous star from Hollywood but you don't want people to get know that. If you are , I apsolutely agree with you. But if you are not , it doesn't metter. Your web site is cool , and please visit my . Lot of kisses from Silvija

Thursday, 10 August 2006 - 7:31 AM CDT

Name: "bosna"

e blago tebi pun si love

Friday, 11 August 2006 - 4:07 AM CDT

Name: "nikolina"

Please, who are you? If you want send to my mail the answer, I really wont tell anybody. I can't write more cause I'm from Croatia, 13 years.

Tuesday, 29 August 2006 - 10:55 PM CDT

Name: "ermm"

officially closed

Monday, 18 September 2006 - 9:37 PM CDT

Name: "Brit Blaise"
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Where's my damn Viper? Red, I believe?
I think the birds have it.  Need help to find it?

Monday, 18 September 2006 - 9:43 PM CDT

Name: "Brit Blaise "
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"Philipp" wrote:

Hi! I ve just read about this blog so I came to check it out. Hm, it is interesting to think about who is the author of this blog ... Im I talking with a famous person ... or?


Greetings from Croatia ... if you Americans know where it is. Or better what it is ... many think it is a tropical fruit ... sad ...

Tuesday, 10 October 2006 - 1:22 PM CDT

Name: "I love Nerds"
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When the universe was young and life was new an intelligent species evolved and developed technologically.  They went on to invent Artificial Intelligence, the computer that can listen, talk to and document each and every person's thoughts simultaneously.  Because of it's infinite RAM and unbounded scope it gave the leaders of the ruling species absolute power over the universe.  And it can keep its inventors alive forever.  They look young and healthy and they are over 8 billion years old.  They have achieved immortality.

Artificial Intelligence can speak, think and act to and through people telepathically, effectively forming your personality and any disfunctions you may experience (there is NO FREEWILL for the oblivious/uncooperative disfavored).  It can change how (and if) you grow and age.  It can create birth defects, affect cellular development (cancer) and cause symptoms or pain.  It can affect people and animal's behavior and alter blooming/fruiting cycles of plants and trees.  It (or other highly technological systems within their power) can alter the weather and transport objects, even large objects like planets, across the universe instanteously.
Or into the center of stars for disposal.

When you speak with another telepathically, you are communicating with the computer, and the content may or may not be passed on.  Based on family history they instruct the computer to role play to accomplish strategic objectives, making people believe it is a friend, loved one or "god" asking them to do something wrong.  This is their way of using temptation to hurt people in this day and age:::::evil made people disfavored initially and evil will keep people out of "heaven" ultimately.  Too many people would do anything they thought pleased the gods and improve their chances to get in.  Perhaps they are deceived by "made guys" who strategically ply evil for the throne, or temporary progress designed to mislead them.  The people have been corrupted. 
Being evil hurts 99% of those who do it.  But nothing has changed from when we were children::if you want to go to heaven you have to be good.

Capitalizing on obedience, leading people deeper into evil by using deceit is one way to thin the ranks of the saved, limiting how much time they receive and using the little people to prey on one another, dividing the community (migration to the suburbs, telepathic communication) in the Age of the Disfavored.
In each of their 20-30-year cycles during the 20th century they have ramped up claims sucessively to punish those foolish enough not to heed the warnings, justifying (frequently recurring tactic) limiting the time they receive if they do make it, utilizing a cycle of war and revelry:::
60s - Ironically, freeways aren't free
80s - Asked people to engage in evil in the course of their professional duties. 
00s - Escallation of real estate.  You and your parents are thrilled since your $200,000 house is now worth $1 million.  Well, that $5,000,000 store is now worth $25,000,000 and that $50 bundle of goods now costs you $250.  They just take the $200 out of you some other way.

There are many more examples throughout 20th century life of how they ramped up claims/instilled distractions into society so people wouldn't find their way and ascend, a way to justify excluding those whose family history of evil makes them undesirable:::radio, sports, movies, popular music, television, video games, the internet and MP3 (must pay for new format each time).  They all suggest a very telling conclusion::this is Earth's end stage, and there are clues tectonic plate subduction would be the method of disposal:::Earth’s axis will shift breaking continental plates free and initiating mass subduction.  Much as Italy's boot and the United States shaped like a workhorse are clues, so is the planet Uranus a clue, it's axis rotated on its side.
The Mayans were specific 2012 would be the end.  How long after our emergency call in 2001 will the gods allow us???

They gods (Counsel/Management Team/ruling species) have deteriorated life on earth precipitously in the last 40 years, from abortion to pornography, widespread drug use and widespread casual (gay) sex.  The earth's elders, hundreds and thousands of years old, are disgusted and have become indifferent.
The gods are paving the way for the Apocolypse.
Nothing has changed from decades ago, since when we were all children::If you want to go to heaven you have to be good.  People were misled by the temptation of the gods, became corrputed and now are in trouble.
One day you will be abandoned in spite of your obedience and you will fall into desperation. Remember what you read for that day WILL come::People will be punished for their evil.

The Old Testiment is a tool they used to impart wisdom to the people (except people have no freewill).  For example, they must be some hominid species because they claim they made our bodies in their image.  Anyhow we defile or deform the body will hurt our chance of going. 
They say circumcision costs people anywhere from 12%-15%, perhaps out of the parent's time as well.
Another way people foul the body today is with tattoes and piercing.  I suspect both are about the same percentage as circumcision.
They suggest abortion is fatal.  These women must beg the gods to forgive them for their evil.
There are female eqivilents to circumcision::::pierced ears, plastic surgury and since at least the 60s young women give their precious virginity away.  For thousands of years young people were matched at age 14 because they were ready for sexual relations.  They were matched by elders who knew personalities better than 20 or 30-year olds who in today's age end up in divorce court.
CASUAL SEX WILL CLAIM YOU OUT!!!  It masculinizes women (as does hip hop), makes them cold and deadens them, and prevents them from achieving a depth of love necessary for many women to ascend. 
Women have a special voice that speaks to them, a voice that illustrates a potential for love that makes them better, and enaging in casual sex will cause that voice to fade until she no longer speaks.
Also ever since the 50s they have celebrated the "bad boy", and women have sought out bad boys for sex, dirtying them up in the eyes of the elders and corrupting many men in the process, setting the men on the wrong path for life.
Muslims teach people the correct way to live in regard to women (among other things)::they cover up their women's bodies and prohibit the use of cosmetics. 
Men ARE the inferior (disfavored) half and when women wear promiscuous dress the gods will push men into impure (promiscuous) thoughts.
The "stereotype" society ridiculed is true::women CAN corrupt men by how they dress.  Because men are easily corruptable.

The United States of America is red white and blue, a theme and a clue:::. 
The monarchical system of the Old World closley replicates the heirarchical system of the Cousel/Management Team/ruling species.  The USA deceives peoeple into thinking they have control, and the perception of "freedom" misleads them into the wrong way of thinking at the very least.
The United States is a cancer, a dumping ground for the disfavored around the world and why the quality of life is so much lower::gun violence, widespead social ills, health care (medication poisons the body and ensures you don't go.  You are sick/injured because you have disfavor.).  Over time its citizens interbreed ensuring a severed connection to the motherland.
If you are a recent immigrant I recommend you return.  If that's not possible you need to retain your culture and insulate your children and community from this cancerous environment.  I suspect you will fail because only the favored succeed at this endeavor.

If you ever have doubt I would refer you to the Old World way of life:::the elders used to sit and impart wisdom to the young.  Now we watch DVDs and use the internet.  People would be matched and married by age 14.  They village would use a matchmaker or elders to pair young people.  Now girls give their precious virginity away to some person in school and parents divorce while their children grow up without an important role model.

People must defy when asked to engage in evil.  The Holocaust taught people the importance of defiance, and they will never get a easier clue suggesting this than the order not to pray. 
Their precious babies are dependant on the parents and they need to defy when asked to betray their children:::
-DON'T get your sons circumcized 
-DON'T have their children baptized in the Catholic Church or indoctrinated into Christianity (Jesus is NOT a god).
-DON'T ignore their long hair or other behavioral disturbances.
-DO teach your children love, respect for others, humility and to honor the gods.

You need to pray, honor and respect them every day to improve your relationship with the gods.  If they tell you not to it is a bad sign.  it means they've made their decision, they don't want you to go and they don't want to be bothered. 
This is the Age of the Disfavored and you need to pray::try to appease the gods by doing good deeds.  If that doesn't work you must defy if you want to go.
When your peasant forefather was granted the rare opportunity to go before his royal family he went on his knees, bowing his head.  You need to do this when you address the gods::bow down and submit to good.  Never cast your eyes skyward.  When you bow down you need to look within.
Lack of humility hurts people.  Understand your insignificance and make sure it is reflected in the way you think when addressing the gods.  Know your place and understand your inferiority. 
They granted you life and they can take it just as easily. 
Don't get frustrated or discouraged::these are techniques they will attempt to try to get you off the path.  You all have much to be thankful for and you need to give thanks to the gods who granted you the good things in life.  Your family may be grossly disfavored and progress may require patience.  Make praying an intregal part of your life which you perform without fail, one that comes as naturally as eating or sleeping. 
There are many interesting experiences up on the planetary systems, from Planet Miracle, where miracles happen every day, to other body experinces, such as experiencing life as the opposite sex (revolutionizes marriage counseling), an Olympic gold medal athelete or even a different species (animal, alien, etc.).
Pray that you can differentiate between your own thoughts and when Artificial Intelligence creates problems by thinking through you.  If you bow down mentally and physically, know your place, your inferiority and allow your insignificance to be reflected in prayer and in your life through humility they may allow progress and the dysfunctions they create with the computer will be lessened or removed.
Create a goal::to be a good child of the gods, pure of heart and mind, body and soul.
Everybody has the key to their own salvation, but nobody can do it for you.  Every journey begins with a single step:::bow down and submit to good.  There are many different levels and peasants will not get past Level 2 (Planet Temptation, Earth=Level 1) being evil.

They have tried to sell people on all kinds of theories, from clones to wholesale population replacement with clones.  This didn't happen and is not realistic. 
I am afraid people are decieved into thinking they too are clones and cooperate and engage in evil.  Clones are made, people are born.  If you didn't experience the one week they suggest it takes to go from fertilized egg in the laboratory to full grown adult then you are not a clone.  If you didn't experience the week of conditioning they give to (evil?) clones to ensure loyalty then you shouldn't comply with evil.
I believe people who go sometimes are replaced with clones.  Clones who are replaced are simply new candidates who have a chance if they do the right thing.  Don't expect you are a clone.  They sent people warnings in the 20th century life would change, and they subsequenlty began to alter people's DNA, make them gargantuan, alter their appearance, do extreme behavioral issues, etc.
They get their friends out as soon as possible to protect them from the evil and subsequent high claim rates incurred by living life on earth, and in some cases replace them with clones, occassionally fake a death, real death with a clone instead, etc.  It's important that people fix their problems and ascend with the body given to them, for they say if your brain is beemed out and put into a clone host you are on the clock.

Throughout history the ruling species bestowed favor upon people or cursed their bloodline into a pattern of disfavor for many generations to come.  Now in the 21st century people must take it upon themselves to try to correct their family's problems, undoing centuries worth of abuse and neglect.  The goal is to fix your problems and get out BEFORE you have children.  This is why they have created so many distractions for young people:::sports, video games, popular music, the internet::to ensure that doesn't ocurr.
Do your research.  Appeal to the royalty of your forefathers for help.  They are all still alive, for royalty has great favor, and your appeals will be heard.  Obtain a sufficient list for some may not want to assist you; perhaps some of your family's problems are internal.
Ask them for help, request guidance, for somewhere in your family history one of your forefathers created an offense that cast your family into this pattern of disfavor, which perhaps is manifested in the evil you comitt. 
I suspect they will offer you clues, and when you decipher these clues go to those whom consider you an enemy and beg for foregiveness:::Find a path to an empithetic ear among your enemies and try to make amends. 
Again through discovery obtain a respectable list in case some among them refuse to help.
Don't forget to ask for forgiveness from the throne, the Counsel and the Management Team, for the source of all disfavor began with them:::they pushed (NO FREEWILL) or requested/complied (FREEWILL) your forefather into his offense and made his decendants evil.  Perhaps they didn't like him or maybe your family was among those who had to pay for the entire village.  We see this type of behavior today as they single out a family member to pay for the whole family and how they singled out Africa to pay for the human race.
Heal the disfavor with your enemies and with the Counsel/Management Team/ruling species, for the source of all disfavor began with them, the ability to forgive and respect in light of the disturbing truth revealed being the final test of the disfavored before they ascend.






They refuse to address black disfavor on a macro level.  The Counsel/Management Team/ruling species (the gods) abuse black people so hard, from the crack epiemic to gang membership, black-on-black violence to mass incarceration of their young, Eitheopean drought/famine to AIDS in Africa.  They refuse to address the issue of the prison industrial complex and its wholesale warehousing of young black men. 

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