Tuesday, 15 March 2005 - 4:31 PM CST
Here's a joke that runs along the lines of attitude adjustments for you all to enjoy...
A newlywed couple on the first night of their honeymoon were getting ready for bed and as the husband pulled off his trousers, he threw them to his new wife and said, "Put them on."
She did but they were extremely large on her and fell off, so she commented, "I can't wear these."
Her husband smiled in satisfaction and said, "I wear the pants in this marriage, and don't you ever forget it."
The wife thought for a minute, then took of her panties, she gave them to her husband saying,"Put these on."
The husband tried, but couldn't get them past his knees, he said,"I can't get into these."
His wife replied,"And with an attitude like that you won't be either."